if i had an alligator, perhaps i would build a moat
Posted by jeff pitcher at January 13, 2004 11:55 PM
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Would you then put on a coat and float a boat in the moat?
Posted by: Haley at January 14, 2004 06:53 AM
I was the lady on "Murder She Wrote" :-)
Posted by: Angela Lansbury at January 14, 2004 09:13 AM
Anyone in this country that percieves the comparison of a politician to Hitler as HOPE is fucked up. You have aligned yourself with these people, with Margaret Cho for Christs sake. Absolute corporate sponsors when it suits me piece of contradictory, hypocritical shit you are and forever will be. Everyone ignore me as loud as you can.
John Rensing
Posted by: John Rensing at January 14, 2004 11:57 PM
John Rensing... I don't believe I've ever seen anyone get so worked up over a simple Dr. Seuss lesson. Perhaps you could stick your troubles in a tote and send them afloat in the moat?
Posted by: Lisa at January 15, 2004 03:22 PM
he would if he could get his throat off of the goat...
Posted by: ChinRingDingO at January 15, 2004 03:34 PM
You can all suck my choat after reading the note I wrote. This web site is full of bloat and I hope none of you vote. And that's a quote.
John Rensing
Posted by: John Rensing at January 15, 2004 06:16 PM
i quote what thom wrote.
i don't know why you bother
nothing's ever good enough for you
i was there and it wasn't like that
you came here just to start a fight
you had to piss on our parade
you had to shred our big day
you had to ruin it for all concerned
in a drunken punchup at a wedding
the pointless snide remarks
of hammerheaded sharks
the pot will call the kettle black
in a drunken punchup at a wedding
Posted by: Dave at January 16, 2004 12:46 AM
Dave, this party has gone on long enough. And things are good enough for me, I just have higher standards than 99.99% of humans. Well, 99.87%, I'll amend.
John
Posted by: John Rensing at January 16, 2004 11:06 AM