Bob

A man named bob walks into the store and says to himself, “what the hell did I come in here for?” the lights are bright and he is unhappy. Clerk says “need some help or are you having some kind of problem? Then he says, what if England was where mexico is and Canada was where new Zealand is? Bob replies, “I’m just looking for some goddamn relish. Pickle relish. They started making this kind that is kept in the refridgerator section. It’s better.”

Later, bob is at home and wonders why the mythical river styx is called the river styx.

He wonders why the keys on his keyboard are white. Was that the decision of many people voting or just one person. Who named apricots?

Black paperclip, Emeryboard, Dog.

Things I own. (What does Bob own?) Does one "own" a dog?

Sleep. Thing I must (would like to) have soon. Zzzzz.

Posted by jeff pitcher at March 1, 2007 10:27 PM

....................................